88 Minutes

Plot: The old dude from Scarface and the chick from Cybill run around solving crimes.

Review: Prior to seeing this movie, I didn't think there could ever be anything quite so boring but I now stand corrected. Despite the presence of the pasty-white-hot chick from Cybill, some half-way decent acting from Scarface (though he still doesn't know how to fake crying), 88 Minutes just felt like it went nowhere. The plot was forced, a mish-mash of cliches from countless other crime-thriller films and probably would have been improved with the addition of zombie ninjas.

So, how many ticket stubs would I give to watch this movie in a cinema again?

None - what a waste of time.